Outboxed Presents: The Myriad Adventures of the Furious Gaming Geek

I, the Furious Gaming Geek, understand that you can only address questions about games which Yuke’s has published, and that for inquiries about Smackdown vs. RAW (THQ), Rumble Roses(Konami), and Berserk (Sega Sammy Holdings), I am urged to please contact the game’s official publisher.

That being said, I have an inquiry regarding Smackdown vs. Raw for the Wii, an inquiry which THQ has long been reluctant to address with their official forums, red tape, and customer service type people of whom some are named Dave, and none are me, who is the Furious Gaming Geek.

My inquiry about the game in question, which is Smackdown vs. Raw 2008 for the Wii, a topic which is forbidden, but which must be broached is as follows: Do you the artists, writers, programmers and hangers on, who like goldbrick while others do the real work, do all of you person and personages at Yuke’s understand the quality and quantity of this game’s, the game which should not be named, but is named Smackdown vs. Raw for the wii, sucking and how skilled this game is at sucking? It is staggering and unbelievable the amount of sucking that can fit into this one game.

I, the Furious Gaming Geek, who is me, am in a state of incredulity as to the suckiness of this one title, which sucks more that 3 games of average sucking ability. It is evocative of that yellow vacuum cleaner with a ball in it, advertised by that foreign guy, who likes to make vacuum cleaners. The main difference is that sucking power is an admirable quality in his product, and not so much in the products which are developed by a video game company.

First off, there is no evidence of Sho Funaki, the number 1 Smackdown Announcer on Smackdown. For shame, for it is a shameful thing to exclude people based solely on their race. For a second thing, this game sucks because there is no Iron Sheik, or perhaps there is, but if there is an Iron Sheik there is definitely no B. Brian Blair for him to humble and have anal sex with to humble in the manner in which the sheik humbles.

I can also not wrestle as Zeus, from No Holds Barred. Such a glaring omission makes one question the drugs that were done in the headquarters of Yuke’s that would make the Yuke’s staff believe that people would want to play a wrestling game without Zeus.

This has been a message from the Furious Gaming Geek, who is me.
The Furious Gaming Geek.

The Post Script: Perhaps I am in the wrong, and you people begged Zeus to be in your sucking game, but Zeus decided not to be associated with games mad out of suck, and you were forced to stop asking him lest he come down upon you with 7 bowls of wrath all filled with wrath and Chuck Norris levels of vengeance.

Would you please forward this message to Yuke’s, who will not accept messages of more than 500 Characters, despite not warning me to limit myself to 500 characters. Seriously, why do they fear that which they do not understand and that which contains more than 100 words?
I, the Furious Gaming Geek, understand that you can only address questions about games which Yuke’s has published, and that for inquiries about Smackdown vs. RAW (THQ), Rumble Roses(Konami), and Berserk (Sega Sammy Holdings), I am urged to please contact the game’s official publisher.
That being said, I have an inquiry regarding Smackdown vs. Raw for the Wii, an inquiry which THQ has long been reluctant to address with their official forums, red tape, and customer service type people of whom some are named Dave, and none are me, who is the Furious Gaming Geek.
My inquiry about the game in question, which is Smackdown vs. Raw 2008 for the Wii, a topic which is forbidden, but which must be broached is as follows: Do you the artists, writers, programmers and hangers on, who like goldbrick while others do the real work, do all of you person and personages at Yuke’s understand the quality and quantity of this game’s, the game which should not be named, but is named Smackdown vs. Raw for the wii, sucking and how skilled this game is at sucking? It is staggering and unbelievable the amount of sucking that can fit into this one game.
I, the Furious Gaming Geek, who is me, am in a state of incredulity as to the suckiness of this one title, which sucks more that 3 games of average sucking ability. It is evocative of that yellow vacuum cleaner with a ball in it, advertised by that foreign guy, who likes to make vacuum cleaners. The main difference is that sucking power is an admirable quality in his product, and not so much in the products which are developed by a video game company.
First off, there is no evidence of Sho Funaki, the number 1 Smackdown Announcer on Smackdown. For shame, for it is a shameful thing to exclude people based solely on their race. For a second thing, this game sucks because there is no Iron Sheik, or perhaps there is, but if there is an Iron Sheik there is definitely no B. Brian Blair for him to humble and have anal sex with to humble in the manner in which the sheik humbles.
I can also not wrestle as Zeus, from No Holds Barred. Such a glaring omission makes one question the drugs that were done in the headquarters of Yuke’s that would make the Yuke’s staff believe that people would want to play a wrestling game without Zeus.
This has been a message from the Furious Gaming Geek, who is me.
The Furious Gaming Geek.
The Post Script: Perhaps I am in the wrong, and you people begged Zeus to be in your sucking game, but Zeus decided not to be associated with games mad out of suck, and you were forced to stop asking him lest he come down upon you with 7 bowls of wrath all filled with wrath and Chuck Norris levels of vengeance.

I, the Furious Gaming Geek, who is me, am pleased with the announcing work of Mike Adamle of the ECW.

Also, would you please forward this message to Yuke’s?

My inquiry about the game in question, which is Smackdown vs. Raw 2008 for the Wii, a topic which is forbidden, but which must be broached is as follows: Do you the artists, writers, programmers and hangers on, who like goldbrick while others do the real work, do all of you person and personages at Yuke’s understand the quality and quantity of this game’s, the game which should not be named, but is named Smackdown vs. Raw for the wii, sucking and how skilled this game is at sucking? It is staggering and unbelievable the amount of sucking that can fit into this one game.

I, the Furious Gaming Geek, who is me, am in a state of incredulity as to the suckiness of this one title, which sucks more that 3 games of average sucking ability. It is evocative of that yellow vacuum cleaner with a ball in it, advertised by that foreign guy, who likes to make vacuum cleaners. The main difference is that sucking power is an admirable quality in his product, and not so much in the products which are developed by a video game company.

First off, there is no evidence of Sho Funaki, the number 1 Smackdown Announcer on Smackdown. For shame, for it is a shameful thing to exclude people based solely on their race. For a second thing, this game sucks because there is no Iron Sheik, or perhaps there is, but if there is an Iron Sheik there is definitely no B. Brian Blair for him to humble and have anal sex with to humble in the manner in which the sheik humbles.

I can also not wrestle as Zeus, from No Holds Barred. Such a glaring omission makes one question the drugs that were done in the headquarters of Yuke’s that would make the Yuke’s staff believe that people would want to play a wrestling game without Zeus.
This has been a message from the Furious Gaming Geek, who is me.

The Furious Gaming Geek.