Ticket ID: XNA-856463
Subject: This is infuriating!
Department: Disc, Package, Manual, Product Key Support (North America)
It is me, who is I, the furious gaming geek. Currently I am not furious, but merely peeved, for I cannot find a replacement instruction manual for Wolverine Adamantium Rage for the Sega Genesis, leaving me in a bind, not knowing how to master my berserker rages, and fastball specials.
This injustice cannot and must not stand!
Acclaim has been unresponsive to my many verbal requests, so I, who now am as furious as my sobriquet dictates, demand that you, SEGA, stand behind the seal of quality printed on my Box of Wolverine Adamantium Rage.
This has been a message from the Furious Gaming Geek, who is me.
The Furious Gaming Geek
The Post Script: Now that Sonic, who is a hedgehog, has a sword, how would he, Sonic the Hedgehog, fare in a fight with the Archangel Michael?