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  • Hump Day Otaku News Report 03.19.03

    Welcome back to the newest, most spectacular event in all of games! Well, 411mania’s Games, anyway. I’m back with the second installment of my Hump Day Otaku News Report. I didn’t get any negative feedback on my previous report (only got a little feedback period), so I guess that means that everybody liked it! So…

  • Thank God It’s Thursday News Report 03.13.03

    Welcome to another edition of the news report that makes you contemplate suicide, the Thank God It’s Thursday News Report. I’m Bryan Berg. And I’m no longer the new guy! I would like to take this opportunity to welcome Mr. Lee Baxley to the vaunted 411 News Report staff. Let the hazings begin. And on…

  • 411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 03.04.03

    411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 03.04.03 411 Games Quote of The Week 411 Games’ boss, Chris Pankonin, kept telling me to say my prayers and eat my vitamins before ripping up his shirts. At first it was funny, but then it got creepy when he started yelling half-naked, “LOOK AT ME! Pankomania is running wild!” —…

  • Review: Dark Cloud 2 (PS2)

    Dark Cloud 2 Genre: Action Role Playing Game (Dungeon Crawl) Platform: Playstation 2 Developer: Level 5 Publisher: Sony Release Date: 2/18/03 Official Home Page: Dark Cloud 2 First of all, I want to say thank you for the support that has been given to me by the 411 Staff. I appreciate the kind words and…

  • Thank God It’s Thursday News Report 02.27.03

    Hello all, and welcome back to this third installment of the Thank God It’s Thursday News Report. I’m Bryan Berg. By now, you know what to expect – bad news written poorly. Enjoy! Def Jam: Vendetta Because the people demanded it, Electronic Arts has finally finished its Def Jam: Vendetta game. It will be “dropping”…

  • Retrograding 02.25.03

    Well, here you go, You’re getting a Retrograding and RG: ADVANCE this week, but until Sega decides WHEN Shining Soul is coming out, you’ll have to make do with the usual blather from me. Since it’s a long interview, I’m going to cut my usual commentary and go straight into the Meat! Todd’s another American…

  • 411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 02.25.03

    411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 02.25.03 411 Games Quote of The Week So, now that I’ve talked about everything BUT the game, let’s get on with the review, shall we? — Lee Baxley (PlayStation2 Review: .hack) (411 DOWN-LO ONLINE 02-25-03: BEGIN TRANSMISSION…) Hi, I’m Bebito Jackson, and I’m addicted to playing The Legend of Zelda: The…

  • Thank God It’s Thursday News Report 2.20.03

    Hello, and welcome to this extra-special “I Just Bought a GameCube” version of the Thank God It’s Thursday News Report. I’m Bryan Berg and I’ll be bringing you the news on what’s happening in the gaming world. And it isn’t much, to be perfectly frank. First, I’d like to thank both of you who sent…

  • 411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 02.11.03

    411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 02.11.03 411 Games Quote of The Week Bebito Jackson has his Rumor Down-Lo column on Tuesdays. I have to ask, dude. What the hell was that Olly/Sifl shit? I read that thing three times and I still can’t comprehend it. — Joseph Stanley ( The Weekend Wipe-Up 02.08.03) (411 DOWN-LO ONLINE…

  • The Silent Majority 02.07.03

    Imagine, for a minute, that the Game Boy Advance did not exist. Odds are, you wouldn’t lose a tremendous amount of sleep. After all, any game worth anything would just be made for the GameCube. In this way, you wouldn’t really be missing anything. While you’re imagining this, also consider what keeps the Game Boy…

  • Retrograding 01.28.03

    Let’s see, first off I was in Stratford-upon-Avon this weekend. Nice little town. Probably the best I’ve seen in the UK so far. And not just because of Shakespeare. Anyways, I had one of my Spider-Sense tingling, like when I found FF Tactics and the Strategy guide for sale for $20 in a little down…

  • Retrograding Mailbag 01.24.03

    You know it surprised me the other day when the excellent Joseph Stanley mentioned Jason Masters tried an “Ask 411 games” column that failed. I mean, I get enough emails and questions from you guys to do a weekly mailbag issue for you. Maybe the time just wasn’t right, but I think it’s a kick…

  • 411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 01.21.03

    411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 01.21.03 …a Microsoft spokesperson revealed that they will be releasing a patch for Blinx: The Time Sweeper. The patch is said to make major improvements to the game, such as adding “good gameplay” and “fun”. No date has been set for the Blinx patch. — Joseph Stanley (The Weekend Wipe Up…

  • Retrograding Mailbag 01.20.03

    Okay, It’s my letter column. I’d like to start it off by saying it’s my one-month anniversary here at 411, but it feels like years, huh? I’d also like to say I know finally have a copy of HELL NIGHT to call my own and it only cost me 9.99£! Damn that’s sweet. If you…

  • 411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 01.14.03 Part I

    411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 01.14.03 Part I LIVE! From Atlantic City, New Jersey. It’s the first ever annual, 2002 Lo-Down! Awards! With Special Guest Stars: Claire Flynn Boyle Scott Keith Triple H Ashish Mario Jason Masters The Scotsman Sifl & Olly Jeff Modzelewski Widro Avril Lavigne and many more! And now, your hosts for the…

  • The Gamer’s Conscience 01.13.03

    Conflicted. Now there’s a word you won’t read or hear frequently, especially in the gaming world. When it comes to judgment on a particular game, it’s usually pretty damned clear-cut: it either rocks your world harder than Bad Religion’s The Process of Belief (as of time of writing, an unattainable feat), or it sucks ass,…

  • Retrograding Mailbag 01.10.03

    Hey guys. This is really late. It’s about 10 days old. It’s been done for a while, but just not sent off. Still, it is just letters, so I guess being up to date on the mailbag is no big deal, right? But you’re here to read my letters, so let’s show ’em Most of…

  • Retrograding 01.09.03

    Okay, first up: what do you guys want to see reviewed more: Metroid Fusion, Defender of the Crown, or Lunar Legends? Let me know! Otherwise it’s Rocky and Pocky with Becky! If I reviewed the Hamtaro game, would you guys actually read it? I’m so tempted to get the game just to see how everyone…

  • 411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 01.07.03

    Now, I have lists and lists of why the game is bad, now that’s my opinion, you may have your own. It’s probably somewhere along the lines of “dRagonball RULEZ! i can be goku and vegeta and cell and trunks and i very good at button mashing and im a fanboy and i love dragonball…

  • 411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 12.31.02

    411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 12.31.02 bleh Chris Pankonin (His response after I told him that we miss tons of news here at 411 Games. – 12.25.02) (411 DOWN-LO ONLINE 12-31-02: BEGIN TRANSMISSION…) Hi, I’m Bebito Jackson, and my boss, Chris Pankonin, will most likely fire me by the end of next year. No, really. I…