Author: ML Kennedy
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Review: Extreme Exorcism (Nintendo Wii U)
Since the enemies copy your moves, this game is like playing with yourself.
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Review: Nihilumbra (Nintendo Wii U)
Nihilumbra Developer: Beautifun Games Publisher: Beautifun games Genre: Adventure/Action (read as: Puzzle with platform elements) Release Date: 04/14/2015 Ted: We’re both stumbling around together in this unformed world, whose rules and objectives are largely unknown, seemingly indecipherable or even possibly nonexistent, always on the verge of being killed by forces that we don’t understand. Allegra: […]
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Review: Angry Video Game Nerd Adventures (Nintendo Wii U)
Angry Video Game Nerd Adventures Developer: FreakZone Games Publisher: ScrewAttack games Genre: Adventure/Action (read as: platformer) Release Date: 4/2/2015 At its core, Angry Video Game Nerd Adventures would seem to be critic proof. It is inspired by the Cinnemassacre web show that has been trashing awful games for eleven years. Its source material consists of […]
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Review: Angry Bunnies: Colossal Carrot Crusade (Wii U)
Angry Bunnies: Colossal Carrot Crusade Developer: Cypronia Publisher: Cypronia Genre: Adventure/Action (read as: puzzle) Release Date: 09/25/2014 The world is a pretty magical place, you guys. Sometimes the same ideas are just plucked out of the ether by distinct parties in instances of synchronicity. This occurrence in science is called “Multiple Discovery”. With multiple discovery, […]
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Review: The Fall (Nintendo Wii U)
The Fall Developer: Over the Moon Genre: Adventure/Action Release Date: 8/26/2014 While it’s nice to have a game without a sequel number, subtitle or year attached, I think that naming your game something as simple as The Fall really just makes it hard to Google. A few people (and a popular season) have already used […]
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Review: We Sing 80s (Nintendo Wii)
Feeling a sense of nostalgia for cocaine and Ronald Reagan? No? . . . Oh.
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If I Ran the Zoo: WWE Games
Let’s face it, WWE games generally range from disappointing to underwhelming. Then, sometimes they outright suck. Frankly, Madden games look at them and say, “Isn’t this just a coat of paint on last year’s model?” They try to be fighting games and sports games, but since wrestling is theatrical fighting these molds are flawed. Then […]
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Review: Killer is Dead (Sony PlayStation 3)
What better use would a cyborg assassin have for X-ray specks than staring at ladies’ underpants?
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. . . But I Wouldn’t Want to Live There
Since we aren’t Cracked, this list will not be described as “mind-blowing”.
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Review: Kids Learn Math A+ Edition (Nintendo DS)
Kids Learn Math A+ Edition will not teach your kids math. It is a practice of math skills.
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Review: Monster High Skultimate Roller Maze (Nintendo Wii)
I hold out hope that Felix Flankin is an unlockable character.
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Review: Transformers Prime The Game (Nintendo DS)
Satellite’s gone, way up to Mars. Soon it will be filled with talking cars.
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Review: Zuma’s Revenge (Nintendo DS)
Zuma’s Revenge! Publisher: Popcap Games Developer: Popcap Games Genre: Puzzle Release Date: 02/21/2012 Personally, Zuma’s Revenge! probably wouldn’t be the first thing I’d want to call a video game. That is unless, of course, the game is meant to be played on the toilet after drinking the water in Mexico. I guess I don’t see […]
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Hi-Technical Knockout: 42!
Welcome to the longest weekly running episodic column here at Diehard GameFAN, “Hi-Technical Knockout”Â, in which two DHGF staffers or IP alums or hangers on engage in a micro-polemic on a (trivial) topic TO THE DEATH! Except for today. We won’t be doing that today. Feel free to suggest a future discussion topic by emailing […]
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High Technical Knockout: Get a Job!
Another edition of H-TKO, another two DHGF staffers square off for your amusement. Starring ML Kennedy as Groucho Marx!
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Hi-Technical Knockout: You are a Villain!
Welcome to the longest weekly running episodic column here at Diehard GameFAN, “Hi-Technical Knockout”Â, in which two DHGF staffers or IP alums will engage in virtual fisticuffs in a battle of wits! Today’s contest will be a comic challenge, or rather a comics challenge. Comics, as many of you know, are combinations of words and […]
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Hi-Technical Knockout: Movie Games or Game Movies?
Let’s discuss that all-important issue: which suck harder, films based on games or games based on films?
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Hi-Technical Knockout IV: the Mortality of Kombat
Welcome to the newest column here at Diehard GameFAN, “Hi-Technical Knockout”Â, in which two DHGF staffers or IP alums will engage in virtual fisticuffs in a battle of wits! Today’s contest will feature fighting about fighting, which makes far more sense than fighting about the art of fighting without fighting while playing the Art of […]
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Hi-Technical Knockout III: Mario and Sonic’s Excellent Adventure
Hi-Technical Knockout talks Mario and Sonic and why no one is making the game I want.
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Hi-Technical Knockout II
Superman is the star of some notoriously bad video games. Why is this?