Tag: playing the lame
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PLAYING THE LAME Presents: “Kicking Sand In a Girl’s Face Isn’t Cute When You’re An Adult.”
The internet and gaming industry behave like children sometimes, and while I’m not much better, I’d like to think we all could be.
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Playing the Lame Presents: Discussions on the Current State of the Game Market
A general discussion on the state of the gaming market, starring Mark B. and Widro. Co-starring anyone who wants to get into the discussion, and Ed Asner as “The Kid”.
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Playing the Lame PRESENTS: “Random filler because I have nothing interesting to talk about.”Â
Which is technically 75% filler, 15% Keenan Ivory Wayans shouting “MESSAGE!”, and 10% actually having a point somewhere in here. Enjoy.
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Playing the Lame Vol. 23
I’m back! And I brought you a present! Surprise! IT SUCKS!
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Playing the Lame Gets a Reboot!
Starring Mickey Rourke as Mark B., Christian Bale as Keith Flint, and Siha LeBouf as Bucket Walrus.
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Playing the Lame SPECIAL POKEMON WEEK EDITION.
This is basically revenge for being brainwashed into liking Pokemon back in October of 2006.
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A Very Special Playing the Lame
Wherein I get arrested for underage drinking and Bob Saget teaches me a life lesson. Or not.
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Playing the Lame Vol. 22
If I may have a moment of your time, I’d like to start this week off with what can politely be described as an inflammatory comment: any gaming website that derided Oneechanbara and Rumble Roses XX as masturbatory pap that devalued women that, in the past week, gave Bayonetta top honors is staffed to the…
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Playing the Lame Vol. 21
Wherein we reflect on the year, and the bad games played during it.
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Playing the Lame Vol. 20
Wherein we make fun of Deadly Towers, and I make fun of Amy Lee and reference The Odyssey in a less than wholesome fashion.
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Playing the Lame Vol. 19
Wherein we dissect Evil Dead: Hail to the King, and I wax poetic about Bruce Campbell’s acting career. Yup.
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Playing the Lame Vol. 18
Well, that didn’t take long, did it? What was it, a whole two months before I fell off the wagon? I’m SO awesome. So, I’m lacking in the promised content yet again, mostly because I haven’t had the time to acquire a copy of Evil Dead: Hail to the King, and I refuse to play…
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Playing the Lame – Lack of Content Edition
I didn’t have a chance to write about anything bad, so have some filler. Spoilers are contained herein, so, uh, if you don’t want to be spoiled, see you in two weeks.
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Playing the Lame Vol. 17
Wherein we make fun of Aquaman, seen here crying about how bad his game is. I love that picture so much.
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Playing the Lame Vol. 16
So we’re still on schedule. I’m very pleased about this. I hope you are too. I also hope you all like the new top image. Big thanks to J. Rose for cobbling the new image together for me at 2AM after the site design magically changed an hour after the column went live. Sigh. In…
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Playing the Lame Vol. 15
Wherein we mock Slaughter Sport and I explain the process a bit more in-depth. And beg for more horrible games to play.
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Playing the Lame: A Reintroduction.
A REINTRODUCTION: As the guy who used to write “Playing the Lame”Â, you probably went through some atrocious titles. What is the absolute worst game you have ever played? – Guy Desmarais. You say “used to” like I stopped. I prefer to think of it as, “a hiatus of indeterminate length”Â. – Me, in response.
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PLAYING THE LAME PRESENTS: “It doesn’t just happen in the movies”Â.
PRESENTS: “It doesn’t just happen in the movies”Â. AKA “Ten inferior sequels to awesome games”Â. I’m bored, so this is what you get.
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PLAYING THE LAME PRESENTS: “Of Braids and Nickle-and-Diming.”Â
PRESENTS: “Of Braids and Nickle-and-Diming.” AKA “Shove your five dollars up your stupid ass.”Â
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PLAYING THE LAME PRESENTS: “The Real Battle of the Bands.”Â
PRESENTS: “The Real Battle of the Bands” AKA “An Open Letter to Everyone Associated With Group Music Games” Here be profanity. That’s all the warning you get.