Author: Bebito Jackson

  • 411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 03.25.03

    411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 03.25.03 411 Games Quote of The Week This is something that made me want to say, “Capcom, put away the big phatty crack rock!” — Lee Baxley (Review: Breath Of Fire: Dragon Quarter – PS2) (411 DOWN-LO ONLINE 03-25-03: BEGIN TRANSMISSION…) Hi, I’m Bebito Jackson, and I just beat up Urkel…

  • 411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 03.18.03

    411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 03.18.03 411 Games Quote of The Week I swear, anyone who tells you getting into America as a legal immigrant is a problem has never tried being an American or Japanese citizen attempting to enter England. The laws are basically structured to keep them out…! This is a country that lets…

  • 411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 03.11.03

    411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 03.11.03 411 Games Quote of The Week A novel innovation in survival gaming that offers you no reason to own it, Disaster Report is an entertaining romp while it lasts. — Rantmaster Mark (PlayStation2 Review: Disaster Report) (411 DOWN-LO ONLINE 03-11-03: BEGIN TRANSMISSION…) Hi, I’m Bebito Jackson, and in a world…

  • 411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 03.04.03

    411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 03.04.03 411 Games Quote of The Week 411 Games’ boss, Chris Pankonin, kept telling me to say my prayers and eat my vitamins before ripping up his shirts. At first it was funny, but then it got creepy when he started yelling half-naked, “LOOK AT ME! Pankomania is running wild!” —…

  • 411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 02.25.03

    411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 02.25.03 411 Games Quote of The Week So, now that I’ve talked about everything BUT the game, let’s get on with the review, shall we? — Lee Baxley (PlayStation2 Review: .hack) (411 DOWN-LO ONLINE 02-25-03: BEGIN TRANSMISSION…) Hi, I’m Bebito Jackson, and I’m addicted to playing The Legend of Zelda: The…

  • 411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 02.18.03

    411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 02.18.03 411 Games Quote of The Week Ever sat there watching TV, bitching about the programs on and saying “I could do better than that if I ran this Network!”? If so, go out and get a life you fat bastard. If you don’t like TV, then just don’t f*cking watch…

  • 411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 02.11.03

    411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 02.11.03 411 Games Quote of The Week Bebito Jackson has his Rumor Down-Lo column on Tuesdays. I have to ask, dude. What the hell was that Olly/Sifl shit? I read that thing three times and I still can’t comprehend it. — Joseph Stanley ( The Weekend Wipe-Up 02.08.03) (411 DOWN-LO ONLINE…

  • 411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 02.04.03

    411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 02.04.03 411 Games Quote of The Week So, when the rumors of a sequel to those games popping up on GameCube were abound, let’s just say Mike was happy. After playing it, and finding out it was just a poorly done remake of the first two games and a little extra,…

  • 411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 01.28.03

    411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 01.28.03 (411 DOWN-LO ONLINE 01-28-03: BEGIN TRANSMISSION…) Hi, I’m Bebito Jackson, and there’s a million columns just like me, that cuss like, that just completely suck like me. Write like me. Walk, talk, and act like me. They might just be, the next worst thing, but not quite me! THE DOWN-LO…

  • 411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 01.21.03

    411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 01.21.03 …a Microsoft spokesperson revealed that they will be releasing a patch for Blinx: The Time Sweeper. The patch is said to make major improvements to the game, such as adding “good gameplay” and “fun”. No date has been set for the Blinx patch. — Joseph Stanley (The Weekend Wipe Up…

  • 411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 01.14.03 Part II

    411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 01.14.03 Part II 411 FIGURES LO-DOWN! AWARD Ladies and Gentlemen, your host… Bebito Jackson! Bebito: We all grew up playing with action figures. It appears some of us never grew up. Or at the very least, some of never stopped playing with those cool figures. The guys in the 411 Figures…

  • 411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 01.14.03 Part I

    411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 01.14.03 Part I LIVE! From Atlantic City, New Jersey. It’s the first ever annual, 2002 Lo-Down! Awards! With Special Guest Stars: Claire Flynn Boyle Scott Keith Triple H Ashish Mario Jason Masters The Scotsman Sifl & Olly Jeff Modzelewski Widro Avril Lavigne and many more! And now, your hosts for the…

  • 411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 01.07.03

    Now, I have lists and lists of why the game is bad, now that’s my opinion, you may have your own. It’s probably somewhere along the lines of “dRagonball RULEZ! i can be goku and vegeta and cell and trunks and i very good at button mashing and im a fanboy and i love dragonball…

  • 411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 12.31.02

    411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 12.31.02 bleh Chris Pankonin (His response after I told him that we miss tons of news here at 411 Games. – 12.25.02) (411 DOWN-LO ONLINE 12-31-02: BEGIN TRANSMISSION…) Hi, I’m Bebito Jackson, and my boss, Chris Pankonin, will most likely fire me by the end of next year. No, really. I…

  • 411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 12.24.02

    Dragonball Z: Bukodai – 5.0/10. I gave it a 5.5/10 in my review but I’m making it lower just to piss you fanboys off, and if you keep bothering me I’m going to just keep making my final score lower. “¢ Ron Yip (SimColumn News Report 12.16.02) (411 DOWN-LO ONLINE 12-24-02: BEGIN TRANSMISSION…) Hi, I’m…

  • 411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 12.17.02

    Interact’s Quantum Fighter Pad (Sega Dreamcast) One thing that Interact failed to mention was that despite having 6 buttons on the face, YOU COULDN’T BIND THE R AND L TO ANY OF THEM!… Try pulling off a dragon punch with Ryu or the raging demon with Akuma and you’ll see what I’m talking about! Arcade…

  • 411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 12.10.02

    411 Games Now Hiring Pankonin realizes that most of the staff sucks and is looking to change that. Just the fact that you are reading this column displays a certain sense of taste, so if you have writing skill to go with it, why not apply? No digging up message board rumors and being generally…

  • 411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 12.03.02

    I can remember my first encounter with Dragon’s Lair, and yet I can’t remember my first kiss (and that was only a month ago, when I went visiting Jason Masters, and only his mom was home.) “¢ Robert Florence (411 Bleep Street 11.29.02) “¢ (411 DOWN-LO ONLINE 12-03-02: BEGIN TRANSMISSION…) Hi, I’m Bebito Jackson, and…

  • 411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 11.26.02

    (411 DOWN-LO ONLINE 11-26-02: BEGIN TRANSMISSION…) Hi, I’m Bebito Jackson, and my mandible strength was deemed legendary by the classical Greeks! According to last week’s 411 Games Interactive Countdown, WWE Smackdown!: Shut Your Mouth was your number one pick. *pat on the back* Good for you! Though, who would have thought a wrestling game would…

  • 411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 11.19.02

    (411 DOWN-LO ONLINE 11-19-02: BEGIN TRANSMISSION…) Hi, I’m Bebito Jackson, and I’m phoning it in today. My computer is completely screwed up, so doing this wasn’t all that fun. Thus, no sixteen paragraph opening. No snide remarks on anyone who works here at 411 Games (Jason will take care of that tomorrow.) No reader feedback…