Author: Bebito Jackson

411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 09.09.03 LOGIN NAME: BEBITO411 PASSWORD: SMACK IT. FLIP IT. RUB IT DOWN. ACCESSING… (411 DOWN-LO ONLINE: BEGIN TRANSMISSION…) Hi, I’m Bebito Jackson, and I don’t have time for this garbage. Not to sound like a whiny little punk, but crap happens and I’m having to deal with it. My home was…

411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 09.02.03 LOGIN NAME: BEBITO411 PASSWORD: NEO GEO POCKET COLOR ACCESSING… (411 DOWN-LO ONLINE: BEGIN TRANSMISSION…) Hi, I’m Bebito Jackson, and welcome to the “Express Edition” of the Down-Lo. It’s “Express” because I’m streamlining today. Even though it’s being broadcast to you on your normal Tuesday, I’m writing this bad boy on…

411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 08.19.03 LOGIN NAME: BEBITO411 PASSWORD: ROOOOOLLING START! ACCESSING… (411 DOWN-LO ONLINE: BEGIN TRANSMISSION…) And now, gather round boys and girls because it’s time for another story from Uncle Bebito: ———————————————— *Teenage Timmy runs into room crying as Uncle Bebito quickly turns off his Sega CD with NIGHTRAP spinning inside and hides…

411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 08.12.03 LOGIN NAME: BEBITO411 PASSWORD: VIRTUA FIGHTER 4 ACCESSING… (411 DOWN-LO ONLINE: BEGIN TRANSMISSION…) Hi, I’m Bebito Jackson, and you may have chosen the wrong college major if none of the other “Sanitation Engineers” you work with have degrees. I’m just saying… So I checked out Star Wars Knights of The…

411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 08.05.03 411 Games Quote of The Week I would like to open this week’s Commentary with a little piece about my comrades in the 411 Kliq (yes, it really does exist). It took me less time to pound down my #2 plain, Supersized with a Coke from McDonalds than it took…

LAST SUNDAY Bella & Bebito Jackson make their way around the local mall and into its Electronics Boutique. Bebito walks purposefully through the small store straight to the GameCube wall, knowing full well what he’s looking for. Bebito: Hmm”¦ Where is it? Store Manager: *from behind the counter* Yo Bebito! Bebito: Hey! What’s up, bro?…

The Lo-Down 07.22.03: 411’s Disturbing Feedback Hi, I’m Bebito Jackson, and apparently the retarded and the insanely mentally ill are breeding at an alarming rate. The Down-Lo is taking a week off. Don’t worry; it’ll be back next week with all the rumors and replies to your feedback that your little hearts desire. Just needed…

411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 07.15.03 4 DAYS AGO *Alex Lucard, Lee Baxley, Bryan Berg and Bebito Jackson are all sitting round a table inside of 411 Games Head Editor, Chris Pankonin’s office. It’s uneasily quiet as for seemingly the first time since everyone’s known him, Chris has a hard time finding the words to express…

411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 07.08.03 411 Games Quote of The Week All Bebito did was format . . . er . . . FORWARD me the official 411 HTML guide for Clueless Columnists and tell me how much he liked my work. I will pimp him properly later. — Cory Lafin (Gamer’s Hangover News Report…

411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 07.01.03 411 Games Quote of The Week A definite buy for Sonic fans, and a good rent for the nay-sayers; if only to prove to them that Sonic still has fun games to play, and more in store. — Alex Williams (Review: Sonic Adventure DX Director’s Cut – GC) (411 DOWN-LO…

Preview: Sonic Heroes (All) Platforms: PlayStation®2 computer entertainment system Xbox® video game system from Microsoft Nintendo GameCubeTM Category: Action Platform Developer: SonicTeamTM, LTD / Sega® Ship: North America: Q1 2004 Europe: Q1 2004 Japan: Q4 2003 Yuji Naka, head of Sega’s Sonic Team, was recently interviewed by Eurogamer where he answered a few questions concerning…

411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 06.24.03 411 Games Quote of The Week Now I’m probably not the best person to discuss a Star Wars game. I don’t know my Obi Wan Kunobi’s from my Luke Skywalkers, or my Chewbaccas from my Captain Picards, however I am the best person to tell you whether a game is…

411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 06.17.03 *Backstage at 411 Games Headquarters, Bebito Jackson paces back and forth in his own Green Room. His head is down, his eyes are closed, and he looks unusually worried. The Down-Lo would be starting in just a few moments and Bebito just didn’t seem mentally prepared for it. Knowing that…

411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 06.10.03 *Scene focuses inside of what appears to be a giant laboratory of some sort. Several men in white lab coats and one little monkey, also in a miniature lab coat, are scurrying around looking at computer terminals, adjusting nozzles on machines, and writing things down on clipboards. One of the…

The Lo-Down 05.09.03: Sonic X Hi, I’m Bebito Jackson; perhaps you’ve heard of me? Welcome to the Lo-Down boys and girls. Not to be confused with the Down-Lo, which is simply my rumor column, it’ll be within the Lo-Down that I write about… well… pretty much any thing I darn well please! In retrospect it’s…

411 Games Rumor Down-Lo: 04.15.03 411 Games Quote of The Week Who would have thought the best next-gen wrestling game wouldn’t involve actual WRESTLERS? — Ron Yip (Review: Def Jam Vendetta – GC) (411 DOWN-LO ONLINE 04-15-03: BEGIN TRANSMISSION…) You’re leaving? What the hell! I was planning on positioning myself for a sweep of the…

411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 04.08.03 411 Games Quote of The Week Oh Great, Now Sony Can Cure Cancer. — Joseph Stanley (The Weekend Wipe-Up 04.05.03) (411 DOWN-LO ONLINE 04-08-03: BEGIN TRANSMISSION…) And now, gather round boys and girls because it’s time for another story from Uncle Bebito: ————————————————————————— *little Timmy runs into room crying* Uncle…

411 Games Rumor Down-Lo 04.01.03 411 Games Quote of The Week Sure the game is going to suck a good 25-40 hours away from your life but what else are you going to do? Read Scott Keith’s book? Hell no! — Quentin Fraser (Review: Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker – GC) (411 DOWN-LO ONLINE…