Author: Alex Williams

“He used a cheat code!” – Homer Simpson, The Simpsons: Hit & Run Hello once again, one and all! It appears that I haven’t been fired yet, so I’m here again with the news! As always, I’m Alex Williams, and as always, I’m a DDR obsessed nut. I finally got to play the US DDRMAX2…

So there you have it. You can consider this version of Cheat gone. Done with. Yesterday’s news. However, I’m not going away. Far from it. — CHEAT (9.17.03) Told ya I wasn’t going away. Hello, and welcome to 411’s newest news column: 411MAX! For those who remember me from my short-lived column, Cheat!, this is…

Hello, all. Welcome to this week’s Cheat!, complete with my latest attempt at linking! Aren’t you thrilled? “¦Huh? What’s that? You’ve noticed my teaser, and are confused? Yeah, I’m going to explain that later. But for right now, let’s cut the introduction a bit short and get straight to the good stuff. ON WITH THE…

“Q: What do you call Britney Spears and Madonna when they’re making fun of people on the Internet? A: Flaming Lesbians” — Courtney Williams Good morning! Or afternoon! Or evening! Or whenever you’re reading this! Its time to take all your gaming skills, all your talent, all those hours spent trying to master your favorite…

Well, I’m back in the saddle this week with what hopes to be a quality column! (Meaning I didn’t phone in a performance and just pick games from one facet of gaming.) I’ve officially moved into my dorm, and currently getting my shit together for classes and stuff. For the record, if this column dips…

Alex phones it in with a theme column. All Castlevania, all the time! brrrrriiiinnng”¦ brrrrriiiinnng”¦ brrrrriiiinnng”¦ brrrrriiii*click* Hello, this is Chris Pankonin, and you’ve reached the offices of 411 Games, a division of the 411 Mania! If you wish to leave one of our news reporters, such as Bebito Jackson or Bryan Berg, a message,…

“Look lively!”¦LOOK LIVELY!!!” — Mr. Shmallow, www.homestarrunner.com Ah, the last week of summer vacation. Time to squeeze in all the gaming hours you can before heading back to your high school or college! Aw, who am I kidding? You’ll probably blow off class and sit in front of your X-Box Live set-ups, or Everquests, or…

Well, this week marks yet ANOTHER slow week, this one slower than usual. There’s only two games reviewed here that I haven’t covered yet. So the codes section is going to be a bit light this week. But hey, you’ll also get my N-Gage commentary I’ve been promising! You won’t be disappointed with THAT, anyway.…

Greatest thing alive? Hardly. Anyone who puts “THE NUDE CODE” in their teaser is infinitely more deserving of that honor! — Bryan Berg And Bryan… I must agree. The greatest move I’ve ever seen anyone here do a 411 Games, was to put a NUDE CODE in their teaser, and then bash the people for…

Welcome again to 411Games’ ONLY cheat-related column in existence! (Come to think of it, this may be the only cheat-related COLUMN this side of the web. I don’t go to those “other” websites, so I wouldn’t know.) As always, I’m Alex Williams, and as always, I’m here to serve you up some cheating goodness! To…

Greetings, one and all, to the third installment of Cheat!, which istwo weeks overdue. Just in case you’re wondering why there wasn’t a columnlast week, it was because of a family trip to Las Vegas. But now I’m back,a little older, a little wiser, and a little poorer. ($200 can disappearTHAT FAST in blackjack?!?) So…