D.J. Tatsujin
D.J. Tatsujin has been writing about video games on a rigorous schedule since 2005. He is able to so through extensive training of his first dorsal interosseous and diet consisting of nothing but pineapple. D.J. is most interested in the rhythm and fighting game genres, so when a game is announced that involves both, he camps outside of Best Buy 72 hours prior to the launch of the game. This usually ends with the police telling him to go home.