Feel free to insert a Morris Day reference here.
An expanded “brief recap”: Mr. J. Rose, our resident staff artist and all-around nice guy, has been printing shirts through various organizations, including Short.Woot, Tee Fury, RIPT Apparel, GoodJoe, and other organizations. When this happens, we pimp his work, both because we assume that, as we like his work, so too will you, and because it’s always nice to celebrate when someone is marginally successful in their chosen field.
Anyway, J. Rose won third place in Woot’s most recent Derby, “Madness”, with a collaborative effort he designed with fellow designer Crescent Debris. Their design, “The Clockmaker”, can be seen below, and it is… pretty mad:
You can order it here, if you like insanity or clocks. Or perhaps insane games with clocks in them. So maybe Scissorman should own one, I guess that’s what I’m saying here.
You can also check out his prior printed shirts, most of which are no longer available, below:
A Clockwork Orange.
Mario fighting Bowser, done in the Baroque art style.
Weird Fiction (an H.P. Lovecraft tribute).
I Like Candy/Wise Old Master.
I MET SYSTEM I.
Oh hai there, I can has ur planet?
You can still acquire “Wise Old Master” from GoodJoe, and you can acquire “A Clockwork Orange” and “Weird Fiction” from J. Rose’s own shirt site, which also contains other designs and DHGF-themed apparel.