Date: Tue 08 Jul 2008 10:36:37 AM EDT|
Subject: You are angry, but I am Furious!
You are the Angry Video Game Nerd, but I am the Furious Gaming Geek, and to be Furious is to be 35 percent more enraged than merely being Angry. For instance, you enjoy the many adventures and misadventures of Super Mario in Super Mario Bros. 3, whilst I know that the game sucks for various and sundry reasons, the least of which is not the undisputed fact that raccoons are stupid and that they an never master the ability of flight and hovering, regardless of how much pee is inside of them.
But to move on to the myriad ways in which I, the Furious Gaming Geek, am superior to you, the Angry Video Game Nerd nee the Angry Nintendo Nerd, one must only move on to the next part of our respective sobriquets. That is, to say, that you are angry about Video Games, whereas I, the Furious Gaming Geek, who is me and not you, is furious with regards to all types of gaming. I often become incensed by such things as Monopoly Jr. and Crocodile Dentist, a game which teaches children to play Russian Roulette, and our American children should be protected from such red menaces as that particular game, which is, in fact, not a Video Game, at least to the best of my knowledge, the knowledge that belongs to me, the Furious Gaming Geek, who is me!
Finally, to prove my point in a QED fashion, which is quite fashionable, we find that Geeks are much more powerful than nerds. One need do very little to prove one’s status as a nerd, but to be a geek requires biting the heads off of fowl. Personally, I have decapitated several hundred chickens with only my teeth, my jaw muscles, and the occasional pang of hunger, that is, until the people for treating animals with ethnicity decided to rain on my parade, a parade which was unequivocally dry previously.
This has been a message from the Furious Gaming Geek, who is me.
The Furious Gaming Geek
The Post Script: I am positive that you are aware that when one scrambles the letters of the Angry Video Game Nerd, one can make the phrase: Add A Moving Greenery. I would like to know exactly what you mean by this phrase? I don’t think that you know, for you are inferior to me, the Furious Gaming Geek, in many of the ways heretofore mentioned in the above.